As an SEO, I have always shared SEO puns with my friend in the same industry. One of them mentioned it’s hard to find jokes and puns that are related to SEO. So, I decided that I would try my best to collect the funniest SEO jokes and puns online. Sure, there are more on the market,t but this is a good start as I will continue to add more SEO and digital marketing puns on this page.

  1. Why do mobile marketers make good parents?
    They are responsive.
  2. Why are SEO guys the worst dancers?
    They do not have any algo-rythm.
  3. Where does the SEO do his grocery shopping?
    Any store with organic and fresh content.
  4. What do SEOs use when they go fishing?
    Linkbait
  5. What two things do SEO pre-schoolers have at break?
    Cookies and link juice boxes
  6. Why did the SEO cross the road?
    He wanted to get hit with traffic.
  7. What does the SEO use besides consonants?
    Disavowels
  8. How did the SEO find her way back through the woods?
    Bread crumbs
  9. Why did the SEO expert get kicked out of the grocery store?
    Cutting in line to be the 1st position
  10. Why is it wrong to have lots of Pandas in the same cage at the Zoo?
    It could be considered stuffing!
  11. What do you call an SEO expert who sells vans?
    Danny “SellAVan”
  12. What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
    Alt tag
  13. Why are SEOs good at game shows?
    They’re good at Quick Answers
  14. What are the two favorite animals of an SEO?
    Panda and Penguin!
  15. What does the SEO wear to the wedding ceremony?
    A Black Hat.
  16. Why does the SEO never eat soup?
    It’s usually thin content.
  17. What does the SEO guy say before bungee jumping?
    I hope I have a good bounce rate.
  18. Why did Tiger Woods get into SEO?
    To get his #1 ranking back.
  19. What does an SEO drink to build muscles?
    Link Juice!
  20. How does the SEO name her son?
    JSON.

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