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As an SEO, I have always shared SEO puns with my friend in the same industry. One of them mentioned it’s hard to find jokes and puns that are related to SEO. So, I decided that I would try my best to collect the funniest SEO jokes and puns online. Sure, there are more on the market,t but this is a good start as I will continue to add more SEO and digital marketing puns on this page.
- Why do mobile marketers make good parents?
They are responsive.
- Why are SEO guys the worst dancers?
They do not have any algo-rythm.
- Where does the SEO do his grocery shopping?
Any store with organic and fresh content.
- What do SEOs use when they go fishing?
- What two things do SEO pre-schoolers have at break?
Cookies and link juice boxes
- Why did the SEO cross the road?
He wanted to get hit with traffic.
- What does the SEO use besides consonants?
- How did the SEO find her way back through the woods?
- Why did the SEO expert get kicked out of the grocery store?
Cutting in line to be the 1st position
- Why is it wrong to have lots of Pandas in the same cage at the Zoo?
It could be considered stuffing!
- What do you call an SEO expert who sells vans?
- What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
- Why are SEOs good at game shows?
They’re good at Quick Answers
- What are the two favorite animals of an SEO?
Panda and Penguin!
- What does the SEO wear to the wedding ceremony?
A Black Hat.
- Why does the SEO never eat soup?
It’s usually thin content.
- What does the SEO guy say before bungee jumping?
I hope I have a good bounce rate.
- Why did Tiger Woods get into SEO?
To get his #1 ranking back.
- What does an SEO drink to build muscles?
- How does the SEO name her son?